[quote921b34d="TurfToe"][quote921b34d="Stretch"][quote921b34d="Fonzie"][quote921b34d="Raven Hawk"]Everytime Hartman throws a pick, all of his O-linemen get to kick him in the dick.[/quote921b34d]
Alliteration rules.[/quote921b34d]
Actually, not to split hairs but that was assonance.
Insert ass joke....<here>.[/quote921b34d]
Not to interupt the hair splitting process, but more to give the fans what they deserve...
Maybe the O-Line could:
Sock him in the sack.
Bop him in his bag.
Jostle his jewels.
Knock his nuts. (Alitteration purists give me a break, it's close enough.)
Bust his balls.
Torque his tweeter.
Wrench his winky.
Dent his dinger.
Crack his cup. (Public Service Announcement: Always wear a cup when participating in contact sports.)
...and a long way to go for an inside joke applicable to only 2 other people in the league and not even close to alliteration or assonance...the O-Line could Wump his Nubby![/quote921b34d]
Puncture his schroder.
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