Rap Poetry, an original as performed by
Motormouth Vazquez
Hola folks
I'm taking a break from my
swimming pool soaks
To share my thoughts on Omaha
So open your ears...okeedokes!
You see, history repeats
Once upon a time, Durham had me
Now they've got
Shepard
But it's still the same
invincible D!
Then there's the Omaha Arrowheads
Unfortunately
Timothy Gordon's dead
And now...
Huh,
65-6...enough said
So the words I use to criticize
You say are stolen and plagiarized?
Don't matter tho
Since I'm superior in everyone's eyes!
I might be in my mid-fifties
But you suck your RBs titties
That's because
Meyer
is half a weiner, innit he?
So in conclusion
I'm returning as a coach in the new FOF version
So close your ears CFL fans
Or else you'll get more doses of my perversions