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Welcome to all you losers who don't have your own TV show. This is [i2d2cb4b]Motormouth's Game of the Week Preview[/i2d2cb4b] and I'm your host, Motormouth Vazquez!
Each week I'm going to analyze one game in the CFL and share my thoughts and predictions. This week's Game of the Week is none other than my team, the Durham Bulldogs [i2d2cb4b]**clapping and cheers**[/i2d2cb4b], facing my hated division rival, the Tampa Bay Torpedoes [i2d2cb4b]**boos and taunts**[/i2d2cb4b]. This much anticipated game has been named "Motormouth Bowl III" so let's start with a little history of the first two Motormouth Bowls.
[b2d2cb4b]Motormouth Bowl I[/b2d2cb4b] - [i2d2cb4b]week 10, 2004[/i2d2cb4b]
If I played more that day we would have won. Coach kept me out because he was afraid I'd hurt all of those maggots in the ugly blue jerseys. He shouldn't have been so nice to them...
[b2d2cb4b]Motormouth Bowl II[/b2d2cb4b] - [i2d2cb4b]week 15, 2004[/i2d2cb4b]
We lost in overtime, but it felt great to see Tampa's fullback, Edward (Eugene) Levy, being a cry-baby over his little fine. That guy's not a football player! He shouldn't even be playing flag football!
[b2d2cb4b]Motormouth Bowl III[/b2d2cb4b] - [i2d2cb4b]week 1, 2005[/i2d2cb4b]
So that brings us to this week's big game, Motormouth Bowl III. [i2d2cb4b]**In whiny, girly voice**[/i2d2cb4b] "Tampa's so talented. Tampa's going to win the division. Tampa's the best team in the league. Tampa, Tampa, Tampa!"
I'm sick of hearing these so-called experts writing us off and already handing the championship to the TorpeDOH's. Listen up, everyone, it's prediction time! Durham will win Motormouth Bowl III and I'll lead the way with a 3 sack performance. [i2d2cb4b]**rowdy approval from the audience**[/i2d2cb4b]
That's right, you heard it here first. Count 'em...1...2...uh...uh...[i2d2cb4b]**whisper from off stage**[/i2d2cb4b] "psst, 3"...uh...thanks...3! Manuel's going down tres times!
Speaking of getting down, go out and buy my rap album. The song list is:
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[*2d2cb4b]My 2 cents are worth more than 50 Cent
[*2d2cb4b]#97 is #1
[*2d2cb4b]The CFL should be the MFL
[*2d2cb4b]Gonna Get Some Bling Bling 4 My Ring Fing
[*2d2cb4b]Guaran-T From Me
[*2d2cb4b]Offensive Defense
[*2d2cb4b]HOF Induct Me Now
[*2d2cb4b]Tampon Bay
[*2d2cb4b]Left Tackles, Wear Your Earplugs
[*2d2cb4b]I'm Loquacious So Shush
[*2d2cb4b]My Mouth's Not The Only Big Part Of Me
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How's that for a shameless plug? And for another shameless plug, tune in next week for the next episode of [i2d2cb4b]Motormouth's Game of the Week Preview[/i2d2cb4b] when I talk about the Hartford Attack/Fargo Boxcars game. You don't want to miss it! Yeah, that means you, Quinn Elway.
Good night, Motormouth fans! [i2d2cb4b]**loud cheers and hoots**[/i2d2cb4b]
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