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PostPosted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:46 pm 
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[i67d19ea]**Motormouth comes out on stage wearing an Atlantic City Phantoms jersey**[/i67d19ea]

Welcome Motormouth fans! This is [i67d19ea]Motormouth's Game of the Week Preview[/i67d19ea] and I'm your host, Motormouth Vazquez!

We have a special guest on the show tonight: Atlantic City quarterback Joel Razo is here! [i67d19ea]**audience looks confused**[/i67d19ea] So that's why I'm wearing this jersey. I'm sorry to disappoint you, Edward Levy, but no, I haven't been traded.

Ok, let's get on with the show and review the results from last week. Hartford's Chad Oroumieh, drafted 2nd overall in 2004 out of Florida State, made his first appearance on the field after recovering from ACL Knee Surgery. He was on the field for 10 plays and looks like he has successfully made a comeback. Welcome back, Chad!

However, Oroumieh's comeback didn't inspire his Hartford team enough as they ended up losing to Fargo 24-21. Hartford kicker J.C. Richmond missed a 50 yard field goal with 44 seconds left that would have tied the game. Both Hartford and Fargo are now 1-1. Oh yeah, and Quinn Elway didn't have any sacks AGAIN! [i67d19ea]**Laughter from the audience**[/i67d19ea]

So that brings us to this week's Game of the Week which is the Shreveport Pride (1-1) at the Atlantic City Phantoms (2-0). Shreveport lost in week 1 against a tough San Antonio team but then rebounded to win in week 2 against another tough team, Sacramento. Meanwhile, Atlantic City has started 2-0 by giving up a total of 13 points in those two games, best in the league.

The quarterback in the two Atlantic City victories has been Joel Razo, a rookie out of Wisconsin who was drafted in the 3rd round this year. Joel, come on out here! [i67d19ea]**Joel Razo comes on stage**[/i67d19ea]

[b67d19ea]Motormouth:[/b67d19ea] So, Joel, what do you think about Tampa Bay's 0-2 start?

[i67d19ea]**Razo looks confused by the question. Motormouth then points to the teleprompter.**[/i67d19ea]

[b67d19ea]Razo:[/b67d19ea] [i67d19ea]**Squinting and obviously reading scripted lines from the teleprompter**[/i67d19ea] Tampa Bay sucks. We will crush them in week 7.

[b67d19ea]Motormouth:[/b67d19ea] You're becoming my best friend, Joel! Good answer! Now, in your opinion, who will win the Defensive Player of the Year award this year? [i67d19ea]**Points to the teleprompter.**[/i67d19ea]

[b67d19ea]Razo:[/b67d19ea] [i67d19ea]**Reading from teleprompter**[/i67d19ea] Of course it will be you, Motormouth. Wait a minute...

[b67d19ea]Motormouth:[/b67d19ea] [i67d19ea]**Interrupts Razo**[/i67d19ea] You heard it here, everyone, I'll be winning the Defensive Player of the Year award.

[b67d19ea]Razo:[/b67d19ea] [i67d19ea]**Interrupting...**[/i67d19ea] Mitchell, I thought we were going to talk about my team?

[b67d19ea]Motormouth:[/b67d19ea] Was I talking to you? [i67d19ea]**Razo walks off the stage and mumbles something about how tired he is of hearing Motormouth talk about himself all the time.**[/i67d19ea]

[b67d19ea]Motormouth:[/b67d19ea] This interview is over! [i67d19ea]**Motormouth rips off his Atlantic City jersey**[/i67d19ea] You just wait until you lose to the Pride this week! [i67d19ea]**Looking right at the camera**[/i67d19ea] No one walks out on Motormouth! This show is over! I'm outta here... [i67d19ea]**Walks off stage**[/i67d19ea]

[i67d19ea]**Motormouth's agent, Ralph Feather, comes on stage**[/i67d19ea]

[b67d19ea]Feather:[/b67d19ea] Show's over, folks. Nothing to see here. Time to go home.


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LOL! Good stuff, as always. :)


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