[i2d97b91]Durham, NC[/i2d97b91] - Mitchell Vazquez, a rookie defensive end for the Durham Bulldogs, spoke to a few reporters prior to Tuesday's practice at the Bulldog practice facility. Vazquez was quoted as saying, "Listen up! We're gonna win this week against those Tampa Torpedes. I guarantee it. Write that down and remember that #97 predicted it. We're not scared by Eli Alvin, or whatever his name is. We're gonna kick some Torpede ass!"

A reporter then asked him if he meant "Torpedoes" instead of "Torpedes". A pissed off Vazquez responded, "However you say it in ingles, we're gonna kick some Torpede-DOH ass! Guaranteed!"

Vazquez has been uncharacteristically quiet since being drafted 16th overall by the Durham Bulldogs in the 2004 CFL draft. While playing college ball at Grambling he picked up the nickname "Mitchell Motormouth" for his habit of trash talking his opponents.

Vazquez's teammates refused to comment on the guaranteed win, other than saying that Vazquez is hungry for some victories and just wants to spark some enthusiasm back into this team.

Last season Durham soundly defeated Tampa Bay in the first and last week of the season, with scores of 37-10 and 31-19.

I think Raven Hawk's next article should focus on this somabitch.

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