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Author:	Cheesehead Craig [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:20 pm ]
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So, if you give your "two cents" in, but someone asks you "a penny for your thoughts", where does the other penny go?

Author:	TurfToe [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Inane questions
[quote95c5603="Cheesehead Craig"]So, if you give your "two cents" in, but someone asks you "a penny for your thoughts", where does the other penny go?[/quote95c5603] To the 'take a penny - leave a penny' jar for those without a clue. Deep South pay attention, I said for those without a clue. 2

Author:	Stretch [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:09 pm ]
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[quotedb8453c="TurfToe"][quotedb8453c="Cheesehead Craig"]So, if you give your "two cents" in, but someone asks you "a penny for your thoughts", where does the other penny go?[/quotedb8453c] To the 'take a penny - leave a penny' jar for those without a clue. Deep South pay attention, I said for those without a clue. 2

Author:	TurfToe [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:34 pm ]
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[quotee85a2a8="Stretch"][quotee85a2a8="TurfToe"][quotee85a2a8="Cheesehead Craig"]So, if you give your "two cents" in, but someone asks you "a penny for your thoughts", where does the other penny go?[/quotee85a2a8] To the 'take a penny - leave a penny' jar for those without a clue. Deep South pay attention, I said for those without a clue. 2

Author:	Hoosier [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:42 pm ]
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Well, you guys can nickle and dime it, but the buck stops here!

Author:	Shooter [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:53 pm ]
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Yeah and if I only had a nickel for every one of TT's rants, I would be rich.

Author:	dberner30 [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:54 pm ]
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shit.... quarter for your order... big mac... hmmmmm

Author:	Raven Hawk [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:23 am ]
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Whatever, you want, man. It's your dime.

Author:	Shooter [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:32 am ]
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Hey, let's just stop passing the buck.

Author:	Shooter [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:32 am ]
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Will the buck stop here?

Author:	Shooter [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:33 am ]
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Hey, let's just stop passing the buck. (My guess is TT won't let it.)

Author:	TurfToe [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:18 am ]
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[quotefbfd83b="dberner30"]shit.... quarter for your order... big mac... hmmmmm[/quotefbfd83b] [At Shooter's request] quarter for your order... SMALL FRY... big mac... Get it right deebs. Oh, and Shooter, thanks for repeating the 'buck stops here' line. We are scoring for originality and creativity here. Shooter: 0 Everyone Else: 1

Author:	baildog [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:16 pm ]
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Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.

Author:	TurfToe [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:35 pm ]
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[quote201749b="baildog"]Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.[/quote201749b] I'm guessing Shooter would be the expert to consult on things up one's ass.

Author:	Raven Hawk [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:34 pm ]
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[quoteadfb244="baildog"]Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.[/quoteadfb244] How about instead I piss on your leg and tell you it's raining?

Author:	Fonzie [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:20 pm ]
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[quote637718a="baildog"]Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.[/quote637718a] From the time of its "discovery" in 1492 by European explorers until the mid 19th century tobacco was considered a panacea by most Western societies. In addition to its more common use as a recreationally smoked drug, it was applied to the skin to heal wounds, introduced into the eyes, ears, nose and mouth to treat infections and diseases, inserted vaginally to treat "female" problems and...yes, inserted into the intestinal canal to both treat physical problems "down there" as well as to assess whether someone was really dead (smoke blown up the rectum generally elicited a physiological response from the living - but not so much from the dead). Thus, [i637718a]blowing smoke up someone's ass[/i637718a] is a way of saying that you're either: a) saying something gratuitously nice to distract them (as in the first use of tobacco in the butt to treat medical problems), or b) simply trying to get a reaction out of them (as in the second). You're welcome.

Author:	Shooter [ Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:34 pm ]
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[quoted5ed69d="TurfToe"][quoted5ed69d="baildog"]Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.[/quoted5ed69d] I'm guessing Shooter would be the expert to consult on things up one's ass.[/quoted5ed69d] Rumor had it, you were the one who dropped the soap in the shower room (on a daily basis).

Author:	TurfToe [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:24 am ]
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[quoteac56779="Shooter"][quoteac56779="TurfToe"][quoteac56779="baildog"]Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.[/quoteac56779] I'm guessing Shooter would be the expert to consult on things up one's ass.[/quoteac56779] Rumor had it, you were the one who dropped the soap in the shower room (on a daily basis).[/quoteac56779] Fact was, you only heard rumors as you skipped gym class to hang out in forest preserves (with your car backed into the parking space).

Author:	Shooter [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:50 pm ]
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[quote84b4199="TurfToe"][quote84b4199="Shooter"][quote84b4199="TurfToe"][quote84b4199="baildog"]Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.[/quote84b4199] I'm guessing Shooter would be the expert to consult on things up one's ass.[/quote84b4199] Rumor had it, you were the one who dropped the soap in the shower room (on a daily basis).[/quote84b4199] Fact was, you only heard rumors as you skipped gym class to hang out in forest preserves (with your car backed into the parking space).[/quote84b4199] Yeah, I never was into playing leapfrog with the other guys. Hey, but if your into that sort of thing have fun. One more thing................

Author:	TurfToe [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:09 pm ]
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[quote2edcac2="Shooter"][quote2edcac2="TurfToe"][quote2edcac2="Shooter"][quote2edcac2="TurfToe"][quote2edcac2="baildog"]Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.[/quote2edcac2] I'm guessing Shooter would be the expert to consult on things up one's ass.[/quote2edcac2] Rumor had it, you were the one who dropped the soap in the shower room (on a daily basis).[/quote2edcac2] Fact was, you only heard rumors as you skipped gym class to hang out in forest preserves (with your car backed into the parking space).[/quote2edcac2] Yeah, I never was into playing leapfrog with the other guys. Hey, but if your into that sort of thing have fun. One more thing................ [/quote2edcac2] Yeah, yeah, we know, you leapfrogged yourself. Put the peanut butter down and step away from the dog.

Author:	Cheesehead Craig [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:56 am ]
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If a word in the dictionary was mispelled, how would we know?

Author:	TurfToe [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:46 am ]
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[quotee9574ac="Cheesehead Craig"]If a word in the dictionary was mispelled, how would we know?[/quotee9574ac] You would know when you tried to use it on this forum and the grammar police beat you mercilessly for spelling it incorrectly.

Author:	fantastic flying froggies [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:33 pm ]
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[quote481dd49="Cheesehead Craig"]If a word in the [b481dd49]dictionnary [/b481dd49]was mispelled, how would we know?[/quote481dd49] fixed.

Author:	Hoosier [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:24 pm ]
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[quotec789c1d="baildog"]Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.[/quotec789c1d] Chimney Sweeps in Olde England used that phrase to let the owners of the homes whose chimneys they were sweeping that they should put the fire out well in advance of their arrival. "Don't blow smoke up my ass. ." since they would have to enter the chimney ass first. . .

Author:	thater [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:55 pm ]
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[quote4f44be7="Hoosier"][quote4f44be7="baildog"]Since we are asking "inane questions" Where does the expression, "blowing smoke up my ass" come from? And please answer honestly, don't blow smoke up my ass.[/quote4f44be7] Chimney Sweeps in Olde England used that phrase to let the owners of the homes whose chimneys they were sweeping that they should put the fire out well in advance of their arrival. "Don't blow smoke up my ass. ." since they would have to enter the chimney ass first. . .[/quote4f44be7] Firstly, you get docked 15 points in Life for using the phrase Olde England improperly, it should always be stated as Ye Olde England. Secondly, blowing smoke up my ass reminds me of what a certain owner was doing with a donkey at the Rounder's Fan Fest a few years back.

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