This is Tony Mandarich reporting for KCHZ here live outside the Outlaws HQ and reports are coming in that Cheesehead Craig is throwing a full blown hissy fit after the Outlaws last game against Tucson where they were blown out 50-17. Most of the incoherent ravings are being directed at QB Freddie Mathias. I'm here with a Stu Gangreen from the mailroom. What did you see and hear Stu?

[bf387b13]Stu: [/bf387b13] First off, wanna say what's up to my boys Aaron, Dave and Stoner. Duuuuuuuudes! (waives stupidly into the camera)

[bf387b13]Tony: [/bf387b13] Focus Stu, what can you tell us about what's going on in there.

[bf387b13]Stu:[/bf387b13] Right man. I'm delivering the mail and packages and stuff and well, the Big Cheese, that's what I call him huh huh, he comes out of his office just yellin' man. He picks up this like, plant in a pot and throws it through his office window.

People start running away as he picks up this computer monitor and throws it through the outside wall of the conference room and I'm like 'Dude!'. He then starts screaming all this stuff about Freddie and how he's gonna like go down to the locker room and kick his ass, man. It was awesome.

(Suddenly, a chair comes crashing out a 3rd story window from the building.)

[bf387b13]Cheesehead Craig [/bf387b13](yelling from the broken window): Santocki's starting next week! That bastard Mathias has thrown his last 5 interception game for the Outlaws!

[bf387b13]Tony:[/bf387b13] Well, you just heard Craig confirm that 2nd year QB CJ Santocki will be starting next week. But this reporter wonders if that's the best move. The Outlaws are 5-5 and still very much in the wild card hunt. Have the injury history of this team and the declining performance of Mathias proven too much for Craig to handle? We'll have to wait and see. Reporting from the Outlaw Headquarters, this is Tony Mandarich.

(Stu pokes his head in front of the camera)
Dude! Did you see him throw that chair? That was awesome! (moves to right in front of the camera) STONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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It should read Pro Football controversy in AZ.

Recent polls suggest the top rated pro football teams in AZ are:

1. Tucson Toros
2. Arizona Wildcats
3. Arizona Outlaws


Oh no he didn't - oh yes he did...

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[quote87699b5="TurfToe"]It should read Pro Football controversy in AZ.

Recent polls suggest the top rated pro football teams in AZ are:

1. Tucson Toros
2. Arizona Wildcats
3. Arizona Outlaws


Oh no he didn't - oh yes he did... [/quote87699b5]
Can't really argue that.

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[quote71408e1="Cheesehead Craig"][quote71408e1="TurfToe"]It should read Pro Football controversy in AZ.

Recent polls suggest the top rated pro football teams in AZ are:

1. Tucson Toros
2. Arizona Wildcats
3. Arizona Outlaws


Oh no he didn't - oh yes he did... [/quote71408e1]
Can't really argue that.[/quote71408e1]

buzz kill

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WFC Conference Champions: 2018, 2041, 2042, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062-2063
CFL Champions: 2018, 2041, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062