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Author:  Marven [ Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:35 pm ]
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Have been on the move. My Ex got mad at me and said I played this game too much. I got pissed off and left her. All she does is smoke cigaretts and complains anyways. The sex was good but not good enough. I'm glad it happened now instead of in a few years, when she gets fat and ugly. She just wouldn't leave me alone for 15 min to play. She didn't understand the connection we players have with this game. This is my release from every day life. I'm looking for a place and will be trying to get my exports in the best I can. Maybe all the upset women could start a support group called, "The CFL neglected women club." They could find someone to connect with.

Author:  TLK [ Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:35 pm ]
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:smt030

Author:  Raven Hawk [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:36 am ]
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CFL - Home of the Lost Wives and Forgotten Children.

I get my exports done when my wife is asleep . . .

:wink:

Author:  Doug5984 [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:35 am ]
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I once tried to explain to my girlfriend what they all were. There is fantasy football, front office football, and fake football (Goal Line Blitz).... They just don't understand...
She will never understand the significance of Butch Fulton.

Author:  JJ Smitty [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:26 am ]
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They never understand MB, good move on your part.. Also, get ready for your vacation in Colorado, we are going to tear it up..

Author:  TurfToe [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:04 am ]
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Welborn once explained the various versions of football to his girlfriend so hard that her head exploded. At the trial he started explaining the various versions of football to the court and the court threw itself at the mercy of Welborn. He was acquitted of all charges.

Author:  JJ Smitty [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:31 am ]
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[quote3e3556a="TurfToe"]Welborn once explained the various versions of football to his girlfriend so hard that her head exploded. At the trial he started explaining the various versions of football to the court and the court threw itself at the mercy of Welborn. He was acquitted of all charges.[/quote3e3556a]

Classic Welborn....

Author:  Cheesehead Craig [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:51 am ]
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In the beginning there was nothing, Welborn tackled that nothing so hard that the Big Bang happened.

Author:  fantastic flying froggies [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:43 pm ]
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[quote56b8304="Raven Hawk"]CFL - Home of the Lost Wives and Forgotten Children.[/quote56b8304]

yup, has been right from the start.

Author:  fantastic flying froggies [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:44 pm ]
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[quote77f9977="Doug5984"]...She will never understand the significance of Butch Fulton.[/quote77f9977]

Well, to be fair, you never did either... :twisted:

Author:  TurfToe [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:46 pm ]
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[quote36b5352="Cheesehead Craig"]In the beginning there was nothing, Welborn tackled that nothing so hard that the Big Bang happened.[/quote36b5352]


...and when things went flailing out of control, he farted, thus creating gravity and keeping the cosmos in balance. A balance that will remain until the day that the anti-Welborn emerges and sends the cosmos into chaos once again. mwuhahahahaha :smt112

Author:  Fonzie [ Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:14 pm ]
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Add in a few Elisha Cuthbert pictures and this becomes my all-time favorite CFL thread.

Author:  Raven Hawk [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:13 am ]
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[quote71b3b76="fantastic flying froggies"][quote71b3b76="Doug5984"]...She will never understand the significance of Butch Fulton.[/quote71b3b76]

Well, to be fair, you never did either... :twisted:[/quote71b3b76]
:smt023

Author:  Doug5984 [ Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:48 am ]
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Who would've thought, forgetting one stage file could change so much for the Talons...in the wrong direction... I would say since then we have been on the decline, but we were never really good enough to have a decline.

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