In a brief and rare interview, Las Vegas sports news outlets have been looping Turf Toe's latest warning to CFL GM's and fans alike.
"I'm back bitches!", Turf Toe was quoted as saying.
In his usual self-centered, rambling, and sarcastic high-brow tone, Turf Toe downplayed rumors of his resignation from another sim football league in order to focus more on real life. Despite several minutes of dodging specific questions and simply beating around the bush, he all but confirmed he is no longer the GM of the NAFL's Arizona Cardinals.
When pressed for more details about what part of real life he needed to focus on, Turf Toe simply replied, "You know, just life in general. And after serious inflection, my life is just not complete without those bastards in the CFL and my beloved Las Vegas Rounders. I'm focusing on what's important to me at this stage of my life and regaining my commitment to success in the CFL is important to me".
Although fans and critics alike agree that Turf Toe is well beyond his prime, both in the forum and on the field, it's safe to say most will regret the awakening of this slumbering giant. For those who knew Turf Toe in his prime, they've already started Turf Toe protocol by reinstating mail searches and pre-game locker room sweeps. For the newest generation of CFL GM's, all we can say is you'd best protect yourself by doing some research and realize...he's back bitches.
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