(AP) Arizona - The AZ state police have confirmed that they have arrested AZ GM, Cheesehead Craig for disorderly conduct today. Craig was driving around town in his tricked out golf cart yelling and blowing his air horn.

Yelling out phrases such as "We're gonna beat Denver and shock the world baby!" and "Goodwin's on HGH that cheating bastard!" and finally "TT can kiss my ass that pussy!"

He created quite a commotion in the downtown district weaving his cart around traffic and on the sidewalks, clearly inebriated. He seemed to be enjoying himself thouroughly laughing and chasing people around.

The police were finally able to subdue Craig after he ran into the atrium of the Hilton and crashed into the fountain causing the resident beloved ducks, Hansel and Gretel to flap for their safety. Luckily, the famed and cherished ducks were not harmed.

Craig was led away by the police singing "The Beer Barrel Polka".

Clearly, these past 2 seasons of AZ ineptitude after their miraculous playoff season have worn down Craig's mental strength and capacity.

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lol, and what else would you do with a golf cart, really?

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It would be far more newsworthy to hear that someone had observed CC engaging in [ic4aa491]orderly[/ic4aa491] conduct.

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