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 Post subject: I'm back...who do I
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:46 pm 
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Hey Fonz, you out there? Your fantasy CFL wish from last year has come true just in time for next week's matchup - Anthony Jennings will see a heavy dose against your pussy pack up front next week. I'm not talking Tucson-ass-hat-coach heavy dose, I mean like 15 or more carries by the same back!

BTW, the Pink People Eaters are a little disappointed that they were overlooked as one of the toughest and dirtiest front seven's on the CFL Guru's list. That and other material has been posted on the bulleting board.

Coach Strong shared the material with the boys during Friday's game and this was their repsonse:

1-10-BAL42 (02:43) BAL 33 Sill ran around left end for 3 yards.

Tackled by LVS 70 Weaver.
Penalty: LVS - Unnecessary Roughness.

2-05-LVS35 (02:09) BAL 33 Sill ran inside the left guard for 3 yards.

Tackled by LVS 54 Comeau, assisted by LVS 98 Fike.
Penalty: LVS - Unnecessary Roughness.

So, even if you do win, don't expect to be taking more than 18 of your starting 22 into the playoffs. Oh, I almost forgot about the squid - tell that nutless kicker of yours to grow a pair or get back to juggling balls with his soccer buddies.

Game on!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:36 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:38 pm 
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[quote4a82375="Fonzie"]What?[/quote4a82375]

:smt064

Then there's the good news:

While I didn't switch to Geico, I did put four points on your hapless Packers for my upset special in my confidence pool... 8)

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 Post subject: Re: I'm back...who d
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:52 pm 
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Dola!

Here's the translation for the Defensive Line-challenged:

[quote66d7d94="TurfToe"]Hey Fonz, you out there? Your fantasy CFL wish from last year has come true just in time for next week's matchup - Anthony Jennings will see a heavy dose against your pussy pack up front next week. I'm not talking Tucson-ass-hat-coach heavy dose, I mean like 15 or more carries by the same back![/quote66d7d94]

You complained about Jennings not starting for us last year since you drafted him in the fantasy challenge. Due to injuries in the Vegas backfield, you will be happy to know that Jennings is starting. Since my coach doesn't wear his ass for a hat like yours does, when I tell him to run the ball all day, he will. In addition, when I tell him to run the ball all day with Jennings, Jennings may actually get more than a dozen or so carries. Still with me?

[quote66d7d94="TurfToe"]BTW, the Pink People Eaters are a little disappointed that they were overlooked as one of the toughest and dirtiest front seven's on the CFL Guru's list. That and other material has been posted on the bulleting board.[/quote66d7d94]

The boys up front are a little miffed about the lack of respect they get for being a hard-nosed bunch of mf's. They get a little edgy when they're upset and take some dumb penalties like unnecessary roughness, both to the chagrin of their coach and their opponents. You've been warned about their will to commit penalties, as well as the resulting injuries. Comprend

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:06 pm 
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I know what you were saying - I was just being difficult. :)

It's about damn time you wised up and started Jennings - I'm just pissed it'll be against us, as he'll probably run all over my so-called "defense."

As for my dumbass coach, you're dead on. It seems like I'm pulling teeth just getting the ball into Holliday's hands. There's a recent discussion over at FOFC about the difficulty of getting RB1s the carries they should get, so at least I know that I'm not suffering alone.

And as for your boys being pissed that nobody respects them, tell them this - I'll consider them to be little better than limp-wristed schoolgirls unless they manage to knock out at least four of my starters this week. That's what a [i67fa35d]real[/i67fa35d] team would do. So put that on your bulletin board and smoke it. Er...I mean, put that in your pipe and read it. Um...oh hell, you know what I mean.

Not that it'll matter anyway. If we do manage to sneak into the playoffs we'll be a one-and-done team. We're too beat up right now to make any noise in the postseason.

Of course, with the luck we've been having lately your boys won't need to beat us up. We'll suffer injuries to starters on false-start penalties (that actually happened to us last week).

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:12 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:08 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:21 am 
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[quote41db03c="Fonzie"]And as for your boys being pissed that nobody respects them, tell them this - I'll consider them to be little better than limp-wristed schoolgirls unless they manage to knock out at least four of my starters this week. That's what a [i41db03c]real[/i41db03c] team would do. [/quote41db03c]

[size=1841db03c]Dear Las Vegas Rounders Football Team,

You are cordially invited to a[/size41db03c]

[img41db03c]http://www.whittlepainters.com/images/t ... 0small.jpg[/img41db03c]

[size=2441db03c]Teddy Bear Tea Party![/size41db03c]

[size=1841db03c]Sincerely,

Little Girls Everywhere[/size41db03c]

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:31 pm 
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[quotea619bb5="Fonzie"][quotea619bb5="Fonzie"]And as for your boys being pissed that nobody respects them, tell them this - I'll consider them to be little better than limp-wristed schoolgirls unless they manage to knock out at least four of my starters this week. That's what a [ia619bb5]real[/ia619bb5] team would do. [/quotea619bb5]

[size=18a619bb5]Dear Las Vegas Rounders Football Team,

You are cordially invited to a[/sizea619bb5]

[imga619bb5]http://www.whittlepainters.com/images/t ... 0small.jpg[/imga619bb5]

[size=24a619bb5]Teddy Bear Tea Party![/sizea619bb5]

[size=18a619bb5]Sincerely,

Little Girls Everywhere[/sizea619bb5][/quotea619bb5]

I'll be sure to take notes on how to gather the fumbles we missed. I hope to enjoy the good tea.

Oh, and in case they can shed some light on how to wear their skirts AND hang onto the football, I'll be sure to send those to the care of the Colonel and Drew "Don't call me Daryl Bradley" Holliday.

Good luck in the playoffs and don't disgrace the ROF!

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